Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Just something to help you laugh your ass off

~Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
~Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies...
~By the time I'm thin, fat will be in
~Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it
~You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice

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